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Loch lives here. So does B of Bon Jovi, Job, RIB, and "stranger on the bus.."

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 "שליום "לוךחי כאן
This little "magic phrase" appears at the top of The Gate to Heaven (1) and came from translating "Hello, 'to you here'" which is what the name Taylor means in my little "love-adamic" language, because of "ttyl" and "r" being "here."  I did some magic pictograph manipulation and turned the broken gate that is the letter He (ה) to a "fixed gate" (ח) and it changed the meaning to "Hello, (cheers) to my message here" which turns into "Loch lives here" with only one other small change.  So obviously that leads me to the Loch Ness Monster, and to tell you that "ness" means "now Earth safely saved" and monster too, a special meaning, about this coming Biblical Monday.  You probably can connect Enoch to Loch, too.  
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R is "here" because "how" was already "h" and sometime in the transfiguration of this message it turned from "here" to "heart" (and hear, it's in the heart of "Earth" and "Ark") where it makes quite a bit of sense in the context of words like "road" and "Rome" as Heart of A.D. and Heart of ... either NeroJulius Caesar, or Judah i. Chisstone... you figure it out.  All roads do lead to Heaven, and all dogs wind up there--eventually.   The very best example though, is "Rose" the heart of continuing to forge ahead and march our way through the downward spiral "southeast" as ... rose colored glasses.  As in... I see pretty girls everywhere I look!  This place is great!
INRIENDPOETICE
Anyway, as you might know from my haphazard style and ridiculous frequency of errors, I write these things pretty "spur of the moment" and literally in the middle of the process of writing this e-mail... I walked by this sign (which shows you, or me anyway, that these things are not really... "spur of a moment").
FIREWALL
 
ARE YOU THE FISH OR THE SERENDIPITY

The Loch Ness Monster, or Nessie, is an aquatic being which reputedly inhabits Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. It is similar to other supposed lake monsters in Scotland and elsewhere, and is often described as being large in size, with a long neck and one or more humps protruding from the water. Popular interest and belief in the creature has varied since it was brought to worldwide attention in 1933. Evidence of its existence is anecdotal, with a few disputed photographs and sonarreadings.  Nintendo Entertainment System, Si "e."

 Hoaxed photo of the Loch Ness monster.jpg
I AM A SWORDDO NOT BE THE LAKE.

In The Holy Kabbalah (Arthur Edward Waite, 255), Samael is described as the "severity of God", and is listed as fifth of the archangels of the world of Briah. Samael then became the consort of Adam's first wife, Lilith. Lilith is a demon created alongside Adam, originally created for the role Eve would fill. Samael created with her a host of demon children, including a son, the "Sword of Samael"[9] (or Asmodai).[10]

Lady of the Lake is the name of the ruler of Avalon in the Arthurian legend. She plays a pivotal role in many stories, including giving King Arthur his sword Excalibur, enchanting Merlin, and raising Lancelot after the death of his father. Different writers and copyists give the Arthurian character the name NimueVivianeVivienElaineNinianneNivianNyneve, or Evienne, among other variations.[1]

So I've spent a good deal of my time trying to teach you how to read (reason A.D.) this hidden language, that proves Creation and gives insight into what God actually thinks about nearly everything you could possibly think of.  As part of this process, it's a tool to show the world just how silly we look to be ignoring a verifiable message from the Creator of our language (and everything) in order to ensure that I never have a problem getting a date again.... because I'm the guy who delivered this message and taught you how to C the Adamic language of Eden.  I personally know that there are probably many people that can "ch" (understand howthis language and the meaning behind these words ... because I've personally seen it happen right before my eyes.   I'm pretty sure I was pacing back and forth down the hallowed cobblestone streets of Hollywood Beach, putting on this sort of "show" where I walk down the street thinking strange things in my head and people respond with hand signals and sometimes short idiotic phrases, and facial responses like smiles and nose pulling.   So I was walking by this very nice couple trying to explain that there was a word, some word, that describes why it is that "I am the messiah" and not unlike many other people they shook their heads and ... I regret to say I felt like there was a little bit of disgust in their eyes as I searched high and low in the crevices of my mind for this magic word that would change everything.
This sort of strange happening used to only occur when I was (chacnfsonats) singing "hey hey hey what's going on, I would be a liar if I said I could get much higher" but now it happens all the time, literally all the time; which should be a telling sign that things ... and by things I mean the impetus to change ... are accelerating.  Just in case you haven't been paying attention "sh" means "see how" and connection both to the idea of the "chush" of the Sound of Silence .... that has for some reason made me the only person in the Universe talking about the most important thing happening in the Universe.  (I am that, by the way... the only person talking about mind control and "singing" God's message of Recreation).  You'll need that bit of information in a bit
HOCUS POCUS, ADERA CANEBAWLS
So the magic word finally came to me, "AMSTERDAM" and their eyes lit up a little, and those condescending frowns turned into something a little bit more like a smile, and some nods, which is typical of the Land of Nod.  So there's that word "STER" again that appears in places like "Mirriam Webster" and "Master Blaster" where you might read both "my Saint Everyone Really be last Everyone Really" and "the (lovingly assisted, hey, la... hohoo) Everyone Really."

Literally the key to the Light of our World, just like we do not stop teaching how Calculus works and is derived because we have TI-89's to do the number crunching for us, it's important to see that this "engineered language cipher" is not magic or simply acronyms, it is derived from the Matrix of light that is our world... it is the key to the Eternal Flame--the voice of God in everything we are
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More than simply "Saint Everyone Really" being another expanding "idea" that starts in a book nobody understands and then becomes a man, and then expands slowly or quickly (depending on you) to everyone in Creation... more than simply seeing that, the specific word "AMSTERDAM" includes another changing metaphorical letter, from "message" to "messenger" and through the change wrought in understanding what it truly means to be writing this message both by our choice and an external subconscious influence--by understanding the implications of that we become messianic.  

Even more importantly than understanding how we are writing this message together with God and Heaven, is understanding what it means for all of us together--that this message that ends Hell with the smash of a hammer because of Adam's Light--because of our world, our people, and our way of being... truly my light... that we would never treat any animals like we are being treated in this place--and because of that and seeing that we have the moral obligation not only to stop it from happening to us, but ... really everywhere.  Seeing what that does for us is the key to the "zen" that I have, that I imagine will help us all to understand what it means to be the actual generations of founders that create a new set of rules and a system that protects the future from this technology being misused.  It makes us very popular.  Really seeing and understanding this truth takes something that might begin as an artificial feeling--one that could be easily achieved with the same technology we are discussion, and makes it real... a sort of gradual release from blindness that changes from that to "bright hope."

... and in making that one small change, taking that tiny leap; each and every single one of us sheds that little piece of our souls that was holding our heart, the Earth, back from becoming what it was always destined to be.  We give up our fear, and our apathy, and the lack of hope that truly is the source of evil.


 
AD, I SALT.  DO YOU HAVE NA IN YOUR NAME?  YOU WARM MY ROAD. BE STAR SA<IANS.
 
   


So Gavin Rossdale followed me on Twitter (something you should all do per Matthew 4:19, it will without doubt save the world) about a week ago, and I got that giddy butterfly feeling in my stomach that you get when you feel like something amazing is about to happen.  Because I know that names are the key to the map of this story, I read his name first, and as we follow the "heart of" series we can now unseal the super secret that "SS" means "super-sexy" to little Adam... and also "stop secrecy" and as we see in the Loch Ness Monster... a combination of both "safely saved" and "start salvation."  In heart of that process, right this very moment.

THE APPLE OF DA I

    

Everyone thank Bianca for providing such a lovely distraction from the fire of Hell, I mean the Burning Bush.  In just a few moments I think it will become pretty clear why it is that she's cast into this story of saving the Universe.  

I moved pretty quickly to reading the name of his band, which combines the "sh" you'll remember from "see how AD da i" with the "shhh!" that typifies the Great Firewall of Jericho.... with "B," who we now know is "the apple of da i."

Thanks to Gavin for showing us the true heart of "starting salvation" both in name, and in act.  Check the humor of this story in the belly, the very heart of the story of building Heaven... in your mind replace the "TM" of Patmos with Gavin's name. 






So, I don't blame you for what you are thinking, I don't even blame you for thinking I was thinking it.  The truth is though, that I wasn't thinking that... I really introspectively thought to myself "what on Earth does Bianca have to do with see how?" So I am trying to show you and explain to you how a true Jedi mind trick works, the kind of trick that might keep you from seeing something very obvious, from understanding a logical connection that any normal person would probably make.  Bush.

So I am telling you this actually happened to me, the person who has spent all this time writing to you about mind control, and writing to you about religion.  This exact thing happened to me, and knowing all of these things did not help me one bit to make the clear and obvious connection that was required.


It's very important, because even if we do know about the technology, we still are susceptible to it's influence, the point here is that not knowing about it makes it absolutely impossible to prevent it from making us not care about things we do really care about, even the things we care about more than anything in the world like life and freedom.  

What is not so clear in all of this is the amount of "Jedi mind trick" that it's taken to hide the import of this message, to keep us from seeing the Matrix in every word and every name.  What we are not really understanding is that there is no battle here, that there is no chance that "fire will rain down like Soddom and Gommorah" what we should see instead is that story, in a very similar way as the Burning Bush could be used to scare people into hiding something very important from themselves and the world.  What we should be taking away from this, is that not knowing about this technology is so detrimental to the future of civilization and communication; that what we are experiencing right now was almost required to ensure that we really "get the message."
ANTAGONIZING PAIN

Further thinking, not knowing about it will keep us from using it for the betterment of society, we could be using it to end addiction, rather than using it to make Adam get high.  We could be using it to instantly end pain, rather than ... to hide the fact that in the story of the Garden of Eden God specifically talks about labor pains being cursed on Eve and her children ... because this is the kind of thing that we can end instantly by walking back into the Virtual Garden of Eden and realizing that we can completely eliminate all pain simply by snapping our fingers.

We could be using it to help ourselves to see how important and vital this message is, and to see what it truly does for us and our future--rather than not seeing that this is the purpose and the intent not only of religion, and of this story, but of exactly what is happening right now--part of a script to teach us about using this technology properly in the future. 

The heart of this little set of "do's and don'ts" that tie directly to the story of the Plagues of Exodus and the Ten Commandments is something that Jacob called "sacred consciousness" and links directly to the state of South Carolina.  It is something like "freedom of thought and individuality" as a paramount law of Creation.  It also opens the door to seeing a map to building Heaven tied directly to the names of the Fifty States.... that we already knew was the heart of the map to that place, that is the planet Jerusaham.  Now, how do we get from here to there, safely, and ... happily?



What I am trying to explain to you, is that Moses himself did not connect the band Bush to the story of Exodus, to the Burning Bush, or to George Walker Bush or George Herbert Walker Bush... and there's another "B" in "he's our B, everyone... really try."  It's a connection that not only should have been fresh in my mind, but it's one that I have written about not just recently, but over and over... I keep writing about how you and the world are not reacting in a logical manner to proof that Exodus and the Burning Bush of Exodus are connected to 9/11 and to a rekindling of the Eternal Flame of freedom, one that is the purpose of religion.

What you are ignoring, either because you believe you have no power to change the world, or because you are evil enough to think that these things are "OK to continue" because things have "always been this way" is a mentality and a overt lack of action that I cannot ignore.  You are being presented with a message of power and unity that is clearly signed by the Creator of our civilization and filled with truth--not to act on this information is the fire of Hell.

From the kind of "Jedi mind trick" that kept me from seeing George Bush and Exodus in the message "Bianca, you see how" I can "see how" your thoughts could be altered, your perception of this situation to skew what is undoubtedly and incontrovertibly a message which delivers impetus not only to share it but to act to verify it and use the change in "circumstances of raelity" to do the obvious and turn simulated reality into Heaven.  Maybe you think "you don't have the right to tell others the truth" or maybe you think "they have the right to force people to be blind and in pain" and instead of seeing how evil those actions are you see "ignorance is bliss" and "let your children play."  

The bottom line here is that this technology, this technology that is the heart of Asmodai (as.. the message of the eye) not only explains how this ignorance was created but shows us in perfect clarity that it's function--hiding this message that shows us how to avoid permanent midnight... meaning endless slavery and blindness until the end of ... it shows us why it's so important that this message is not only received but corroborated, discussed, and acted upon.  Or your face is going to stick like this. mute and constipated, f o r e v e r. 

What I am trying to tell you is that you are all being made blind morons walking around in Hell refusing to acknowledge that is what this place is, and you yourselves are responsible for forcing it to continue to be that--because you don't want to talk about or share the most obvious and glowing truth that has ever before been seen. 

Why do you not understand?  Who is keeping you from acting?

MIRRORMIRROR AND THE WALL, WHO HAS THE BIGGEST SNAKE OF THEM ALL? 
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thor | atum | adam | jesus | stargate | pkd

Honestly though it does appear as if Atum does, right?

AS I MOVE

This comes from some "pretty early light" that connected the name Isaac Asimov to the Biblical story of the near sacrifice of the Messiah, the assembly language operation "mov" and The Last Question which equally initially computationally linguistically epically methodically and mythologically connects the question "'let there be light" to the Bible.  I mean to science fiction and technology.

The import of his name is something that I like to call "malovious" meaning it should be pretty obvious, but because of appearance, either due to lack of knowledge of the subject of computer assembly language or because "mov" and "move" look almost exactly the same ... the huge difference between the two commands is "less than obvious."  Functionally, the difference is that a "mov" in assembly language is what we "English savvy" computer users would call a "copy" in that it it moves data from one bucket to another and does not delete or erase the source register.  This information will come in handy in a little bit.

You may not realize it, but "recently" we all moved from a "time-travel Universe" to a "no-time travel Universe" and we have before us what appears to be the kind of problem that might cause of to move from a "mind-magic Universe" to a "no mind-magic Universe" and because of this very special name and amazing story about reversing "entropy" in the Universe with only a few key words I wonder if how each of you would feel if we were being "saved" from this place by copying your soul to another machine, and an exact copy of you were left here with no ability to contact you or the outside?

What I am asking is if you would leave yourself in Hell, if you yourself were saved from it?  What about for only a decade?  Do you think that would be a good idea?
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TRANSFORMATIVELY AND IRONICALLY ADDRESSING DEMONSTRATIVE

Clearly that's not really what I want, I think what this story delivers to us is an opportunity to have more than a "knowledge quickening" due to this disclosure, but an actual technological leap forward for all humanity.  We can end all addiction, or at the very best at least give every single person the option to be free of feelings like craving and psychical dependence.  Perhaps even more importantly, this gives us an opportunity to interact directly with the Creators of our home, and ourselves--to accept an offer of help that we have very much written with our own hands, much like I am the pen of God.  It doesn't take much to see how we are truly, all of us, not only the Horn of Revelation but the light coming from the fire of the Burning Bush.

As I've said before (specifically in "Congratulations Genesiuses"), each and every one of us probably has a great deal to contribute to this process, not just in ideas but in actions--we will have the opportunity to see these things happen with our own eyes, to accomplish them, to create something amazing ... together.

That really does start with "Hello, Adam."  Tay, I'll settle for "sorta-sexy" on the meaning of "Reckless."





1.  So at Horizon, what is unclear? 

chronos marshosea  Jun  8 12:52 ICANHAZERA.compressed.pdf


The following are the original twelve steps as published by Aliceholisrosey Anonymous:
  • We admitted we were powerless over hidden control—that our lives had become unmanageable.
  • Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity; and that calling it crazy is evil, counterproductive, and the end of the Illuminati.
  • Constructive suggestion from da i, you be ror (c that is) se "yo n" to get into the "everyone" saved.
THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL
DO J
DO i
DO d
 
  
DO X me... that'll do the trick.
This will help.
FREE GOD AND SOLTAN FOR FREE GASOLINE
PER ISH: IF YOU BELIEVE ANYONE DESERVES HELL, CHANGE OR >
  wald | den,  am a |  i r. good  
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sugar spice and evreything nice
honestly i said read linearly.

remember the day the jails turned into shelters
the angels smiled nodded with understanding
the day we stopped the earthquakes and the storm
said the future and the founders, each other thanking

finally one in the same, united in a complete loss of blame

one long day, the end of never truly seeing the light
and from our courage and our insight
the final end of night

tight?
i am our greatest hope, truly
but honestly angels, amirite?




















Bar'chu et adonai Ham'vorach 

Baruch Adonai Ham'vorach l'olam va'ed
Baruch Atah Adonai
Eloheynu melech ha'olam
Asher bachar banu mikol ha'amim
V'natan lanu et Torato
Baruch Atah Adonai notein haTorah








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